I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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