absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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