Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jerry, you need to find god
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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