that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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