I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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