So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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