I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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