why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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