you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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