im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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