I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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