I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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