I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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