Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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