in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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