I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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