What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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