You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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