Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
do nipples grow back?
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