One girl and one boy is just not enough.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I enjoy the company of your penis
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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