so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
