but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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