I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Houston, we have a squirter
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
