i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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