You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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