Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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