Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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