i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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