if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
