Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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