I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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