I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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