i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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