thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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