But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm bleeding and have questions
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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