Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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