i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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