If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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