when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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