Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
God, I missed his penis.
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