All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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