As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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