Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize