she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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