i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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