I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Do vagina's smell?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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