So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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