Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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