What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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