My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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