My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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