And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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