I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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